wigglypiggly

Not only have I been abandoned every night except for the weekends, Hayden Christensen has apparently been seen frolicking and "canoodling" with Desperate Housewives' actress Eva Longoria. Slut? I think so.

Haydean Christensen finds water to be very sensual. Isn't that romantice?

*sigh* One day he will be single again. Then he will come to his senses and realize that I am The One for him. This will also be the time where he will go back to making movies. However, he announced his retirement but seems to still be making movies. Hmmmm.....

My English has been so bad since I've been home. Too many Chinese people. I need to be around white people again so that I can learn to speak their language again.

I am in LOVE with the Olsen twins and Paris Hilton's song "Screwed". Do not make fun of me. Instead, please fix me.

Tally ho.... = )

It's official. My very first year of college is done done DONE. Holluh holluh eh?

Ladies and gentlement, tomorrow night I will go back to home sweeeeet home. I miss real chinese food so much. When I get home, my mom will cook for me and I will eat until I die. I hate the food on campus. I hate americanized chinese food. I used to be able to eat so much and stay thin. On campus all the food is loaded with fats and sugars so I can't eat as much but I do get fat a lot quicker. No wonder Americans are so fat. This is what they eat all year. Gross.

Just kidding. I love white people.

I am so hungry right now. For the first time I think my journal entry will actually revolve around only one topic. Food. I am so so so so hungry but it is not 9:00pm yet so I can't eat. I have to wait for Ike's to open. So hungry. So very hungry.

Yesterday I went to a Thai restaurant. It was really good. Yum. I love Thai food.

*sigh* I'm so hungry....= (

See you all very soon...= )

Guess whose back. Back again. I am back. Tell a friend. Guess whose back, guess whose back, guess whose backkk.

I have nothing better to do so here I am. Something veryyyyy exciting happened to be but that is private and only for the ladies to know so if you are a woman, hit me up, and I will clue you all in on what it is that has gotten me oh so very happy. However, if you are a man, I cannot tell you because it is a private issue reserved for me and my lady friends okie dokes? Okay! Moving on...

Okay, I know I am not the best with the English language but some people can't get even the simplest grammar straight. It is YOUR dog if you own that dog and YOU'RE a dog if you are a dog. Do we have an understanding now? Thank you very much.

My roommate eats a lot of nachos....= D

On Sunday, George Mason had an Accepted Students Day which I did not attend last year. This year I went to the event to see what was going on and holy crapomoly they had so much free stuff. So much candy! Whyyyyy was I not smarter last year? I should of so gone and reaped my benefits. Because I was not really supposed to be part of the Accepted Students festivities I didn't work at getting any of the free stuff. All I stole was a cup of lemonade and after the first sip I didn't like it anymore so I threw it away. Mason sucks...=)

I will be home soon my Baltimore Loveliez. The very first thing I will do is play with Cody Chan. Then Catherine and I will get pedicures so guys will notice us again and like us and want to date us.

No I am not on the market again.

Tally Ho!!!!

Howdy dooooo! Guess whoooo, you foooool!?!

This is so sad guys. I have nothing cool to write about for my faithful, loving, devoted readers. All three of you....= ( It's so painful for me. The AGONY! The TRADGEDY!! Ehh...whatever.

By the way, how is everyone doing? Good, bad, sad, angry, poooopy? I am sick. Yes I am sick. I woke up this morning and my nose was all stuffy and ewwwwww. Now I cannot breathe through my nose so when I eat I have to stop breathing. Then when I am finishing chewing I am all out of breath and have to breathe heavily through my mouth which totally dries my mouth out and then I have to stop breathing again so I can drink something. This is my sad state. It reminds me of when I swim which brings me to the next topic.

I didn't go to the gym today!!! Ahhhhh....now I will gain back everything that I have worked so hard to lose. My slave driver is the bestest slave driver in the entire world because he let me not have to go to the gym today and that is the bestest gift in the entire world. Do I hear an amen?!? AMEN!

I think I'm finished because there is nothing else to write about. TALLY HOOOOO!!

Wait...NO! Scratch the tally ho. I ain't finished yet. You can't get rid of me that quickly. Okie dokie artichokie?

Here is an update to the list of things I hate. People who read my livejournal and don't leave me a comment but then they will be like oh I read your livejournal the other day and blah blah. Ladies and gentlemen, if you have something to say about my livejournal, comment IN my livejournal you buttholes. My goodness gracious. Is it reallllly that hard to do? No, it is not. So please my dear children. You do not want to end up on my list of groups of people I hate. Do not be one of those okie dokes? Thank you very much.

See you later alligator! In a while crocodile! Real soon racoon! Tally Hoooooo!!!

snuck out of the house
gotten lost in your city
saw a shooting star
been to any other countries besides the united states
had a serious surgery
gone out in public in your pajamas
kissed a stranger
hugged a stranger
been in a fist fight
been arrested
done drugs
had alcohol
laughed and had milk/coke come out of your nose
pushed all the buttons on an elevator/made out in an elevator
swore at your parents
been in love
been to a casino
been skydiving
broken a bone (not sure because I fell off  a balcony once but never got myself checked)
been high
skinny-dipped
skipped school
flashed someone
saw a therapist
done the splits
played spin the bottle
gotten stitches(for some reason I can't bold this but I have gotten stiches)
drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
bitten someone
been to Niagara Falls
gotten the chicken pox
kissed a member of the opposite sex( can't bold this either but I've done it. Not lying!)
crashed into a friend's car
been to Japan
ridden in a taxi
been dumped
shoplifted
been fired
had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
stole something from your job
gone on a blind date
lied to a friend
had a crush on a teacher
celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
been to Europe
been married
gotten divorced
had children
saw someone die
been to Africa
Driven over 400 miles in one day
Been to Canada
Been to Mexico
Been on a plane
Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
Thrown up in a bar
Purposely set a part of myself on fire
Eaten Sushi
Gone snowboarding
Met someone in person from the internet
Been moshing at a rock show
Been to a moto cross show
lost a child
gone to college
graduated college
done hard drugs
taken painkillers
love someone or miss someone right now

So this morning around 7:30-ish Naima comes into the room screaming about getting new shoes and I'm pissed like why are you being so freakin loud? She looks at Katie and I like you guys, the room is flooded. So, we wake up and look at the floor and it has a few inches of water from the exploded toilet across the hall. Ewwww...there were like pieces of toilet paper in our room and it smelled so bad and there was just water, water everywhere. Can you guys believe that? Apparently, someone decided to be oh so funny and stuff the toilet with a roll of toilet paper and that caused the explosion which caused the flooding which caused so much of our stuff to be damaged. Thank god I don't have that much on the floor and so I didn't get anything real valuable destroyed. It's not like it was only room though. The entire floor is flooded and the floor below us has a leaking roof. Lovely right? The only thing is our room got hit the worst since we are right in front of the explosion. If the school expects the floor to pay for it if no one claims responsibility I would be a lot more angry. We can't even really go back to sleep now that they have finished vacuuming up the floor since in less than an hour, the GMU maintanence team will be back to clean again. The person who did this probably thinks they are just so friggin hilarious. Yeah, grow up you loser. Does anyone want to contribute to our sad foor tsunami relief fund? *sigh*